Reports of Lindsay Lohan's Beaver Were Possibly Exaggerated

What Would Tyler Durden Do? has reported that sites are now releasing the beaver-shot picture of Lindsay Lohan with her in panties. But those photos look suspiciously like someone plastered a roughly vagina-shaped image of panties on the photo. Then again, the first photo looks like she has a swollen labia and the whole thing is backlit.

Judge for yourself:
No Panties
Panties

Personally, I believe the first photo is the real one-- upon closer inexpection, the vagina isn't grossly misshapen or anything; the angle just makes it look strange because her right inner thigh is blocking most of her vagina. And it's not backlit; she just doesn't get it tanned.
Also, the panties don't conform to any genital shape that makes sense, save that of "Linsday Lohan lost his right testicle".

So it looks to me like the original is the real one. Leave your thoughts in the comments.

That said, she's still a bit strung out and by most reports very bitchy-- no longer the cute and stacked teen of 2004. I'm going to have to find a new redhead for my Second Team Celebrity Crush All-Stars¹. But after her turn in Talladega Nights, Amy Adams is a good candidate for the list. Yes, I like slightly geeky but cute and passionate girls. And she's probably old enough that there's no danger of Hollywood stringing her out and taking her body and beauty. And she seems accessible, which actually makes it hotter, because I can trick myself into thinking the fantasy is possible. And the desire naturally runs deep: I've never actually been with a redhead, but my instincts tell me Bruce Springsteen was right².

1 - Neko Case is the First Team redhead, obviously.
2 - "Well, listen up, stud, your life's been wasted / 'Til you've got' down on your knees and tasted / A red-headed woman"